Farm-direct THCa · Grown with patience
You have arrived. That is enough.
Now, find your Zaza. Premium peace at farmer prices — grown by us, with farmers, for the unhurried.
★★★★★ 4.9 from the Garden guestbook · 21+ only
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THE GARDEN, SORTED.
The Master organized everything. Do not disturb the order.
"The classics. The Master grew up on these. He is still growing up." — Master Zaza
"Pre-decided. You are welcome." — Master Zaza
"Buy one, get one. The math pleases the panda." — Master Zaza
Indica HybridT04 Blow Your Mind THCA Shake - Indica Hybrid
THCA 23.42%$25.99
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Indica HybridT01 La Pop Rock THCA Shake - Indica Hybrid
THCA 23.75%$25.99
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Indica HybridT02 Ice Cream THCA Shake - Indica Hybrid
THCA 22.74%$25.99
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Indica HybridT03 Sherbet THCA Shake - Indica Hybrid
THCA 23.39%$25.99
Grab it"From the personal garden. Handle with respect." — Master Zaza
REVIEWS THE MASTER PRETENDS NOT TO READ
He reads every single one. Twice.
Rare photo of the Master pretending to meditate. He is asleep.👀 You found the stash. The Master approves.
The Legend · 师父
WHO IS MASTER ZAZA?
Nobody knows when Master Zaza arrived at the farm. The farmers insist he was already there — asleep between two bamboo stalks — when they bought the land. He joined the company through an ancient negotiation technique: he simply never left.
Today he runs quality control, which means he personally naps near every harvest and wakes up only to nod. He has never been wrong about flower. He has also never been on time for anything, including this paragraph.
The Master's Dossier
Age
Unknown. Rude to ask.
Occupation
Quality control. Professional rester.
Years of training
All of them.
Special ability
Falls asleep mid-negotiation. Wins anyway.
Favorite words
(Dope DoPE DOPE, shit is tight)
Known weakness
Snacks.
"I do not chase the deal. The deal arrives."
— Master Zaza, probably asleep right now
🔒 Classified · 禁区
🔒 The Master's Secret Stash
Congratulations. You have either very good instincts or very poor impulse control. Either way, the Master is impressed.
These are his hand-picked selections — the ones he hides behind the bamboo. If you can see this, you are already one of us.
"If you know, you know. If you don't, hover again."
— Master Zaza, one eye open
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 173 reviews.
Got here fast, smokes good, I have already ordered this deal twice and am now ordering the T01-T04 pack, really good stuff.
Great price and quality!
I love the tiered variety. A little more stems than I'd like, but the grinder took care of that
I love the BOGO sale, but I would like to know witch stran was witch and I shouldn't have to go back and forth to the website for the name of the stran. Proper labeling is important, and I have absolutely no idea what my free Oz are. I wish I knew or could find out. Besides that quality and quantity are excellent, from order to delivery time is beautiful. ( I JUST LIKE TO KNOW THE NAME AND% OF THE STRAN I'M BURNING! )
Help me get though my day and keep me moving
Smoking for sure 🤧🔥
Good taste and price is nice
Overall experience was good i liked it, taste good smoked nice,, making it affordable for me is awesome
Wish i could get an oz for free and do reviews on youtube and facebook and instagram. Like an ambassador wink wink 😉 lol
GREAT AS USUAL!
Not bad very mellow panda effects
Very nice and very good thank you.
This is a fantastic product! It arrived quickly and I am very pleased with the quality of product.
It helps me calm down after a Long Day's work
It relieves some of my pain and get helps me get things done
This THCA was excellent! I decarboxylated one ounce and infused it into one cup of coconut oil, and man, did it turn out great. I add just a small amount to yogurt or a cup of tea, and it works perfectly for me. The infusion came out smooth, potent, and easy to use—just remember, a little goes a long way! I’m very happy with the quality and would definitely purchase it again.
Fire 🔥
It's real good it relaxes you make sure you not driving when you smoke this because it relax you very good if you smoke too much
First, l like the quick service. The product, and the deal is sweet. 7grams cotton candy bud, plus 2 ozs. of shake. What a deal, great head! Thanks Guys.
It is as expected great quality
Love it!!
The blow your mind was awesome. The two ounces of shake were a little bit weaker, so I combined the two blends together and I got one kick ass strain. the blow your mind was very stemmy; the other was finer.
Chronic butter
Loved both the shake is Great w Cones
Slow burning nice buzz .
Was really good
Was awesome
Was really good
Loved what we received. We will definitely be ordering again!
Nice aroma, full of microwave nugs and smokes good. Just pick out the minimal small stems and she taste great.
Super tropical Definitely taste the coconut in it So far my favorite strain on the menu
Loved it
Everything was there the quality the quantity the price for shipping the place the people think you guys I will definitely buy again and I highly recommend it anybody still thinking about it this is the place to go ahead and do it
Was really good
Almost out already 😆 🤣 😂 🥰😍🥰😍💚
I tried to order 2 times. Company parcel shipping cannot recognize my address for delivery. Very disappointed. But.... still 5 stars 🌟
Would definitely buy again
Fire
I love this company. The smoke is great. It's cheap. They offer BOGO all the time. A++++
They all was good I smoked one out of each oz now I'm just one oz feeling good